Stuff My Girlfriend Yells

My girlfriend is an intelligent, beautiful, determined woman and my best friend. She is the most principled person I know.

This blog is an attempt to chronicle the ridiculousness that spews from her mouth daily.

Thanks for visiting,
- the bf

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Oct 19 ’10
“What’s the problem here? You’re all banks. You speak the same language. Just talk bank!”
My girlfriend on the woes of wiring money from one country to another.

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Oct 14 ’10
“I like some of his Impressionist stuff okay, but other stuff is just too nymphy mymphy for me!”
My girlfriend on Vincent Van Gogh.

Oct 13 ’10
“Double knots are a capiltalist conspiracy!”
My girlfriend, angry that her shoelaces came untied.

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Oct 12 ’10
“You can do it put your mouth into to!”
My girlfriend when a massive pile of dimsum was put on our table.

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Oct 11 ’10
“When you’re hot, you’re hot. When you’re not, you’re not!”
My girlfriend’s theory on family planning.

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Oct 11 ’10
“No, you DON’T have it! Because it’s Ontario’s number one pizza!”
My girlfriend to a someone from Newfoundland who had just remarked about the lack of Pizza Pizza in that province.

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Sep 12 ’10
“You should’ve asked, “Which one will make me shit more?”
My girlfriend, to her sister, on how she ought to have spoken to the guy who tried to pick her up at the Sainsbury’s cereal aisle.

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Sep 11 ’10
“The air conditioner was so cold it would freeze Hilter’s balls!”
My girlfriend on the hotel she stayed in.

Sep 10 ’10
“You’ll know we’ve reached a post-class, post-race society when you see TV commercials with men selling cleaning products and mixed race families having dinner!”
My girlfriend on television and society.

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Sep 8 ’10
“I just call it like I taste it!”
My girlfriend, the chocolate bar connoisseur, on the subtle yet distinct differences between Skor and Daim.

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